Post Love

Intermission Seventeen: Master Key

Her: It’s unfair that if a guy has sex with a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl has sex with two guys a year, she’s a slut.

Me: If a key opens lots of locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by lots of keys, it’s a shitty lock.

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   lame but funny at the same time.

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    Jajajajaja absolutamente de acuerdo, ademas para que un wn sea...leyenda requiere trabajo,...

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    amazing analogy, i lol’ed

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