breannajai asked: You update maybe once every two weeks and yet you ask to be recommended like every Tuesday. Fuck that. Write something mind blowingly good, then maybe you can be a pretentious fuck and ask to be recommended. Until then, shut up.
Oh, my apologies, Breanna! Unfortunately I do not have time to litter the internet with important updates such as “watching girly tv!!” or “drinking cherry pepsi LOL”. I understand you are a superior writer and such poetry flows from your mind continuously, but that doesn’t give you a right to be rude to me. I don’t care how lonely it is at the top, gosh darnit! I will continue to ask my followers to recommend my writing if they enjoy it, because that’s how we do here at the bottom of the barrel.
Pretentiously Yours,
Some Guy On The Internet You Just Yelled At Because You’re Grumpy That Class Is So Boooorrrriinggggg.
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